One Gun And Done

Finally finished Dead Space with 1000/1000g. This makes 2.

Why does it say "Impossible Mode Unlocked" when you finish Impossible mode?

As in Life...

You may not know this but I'm a huge beverage junkie. I may not like everything but I'll try anything. Anyway, I was drinking a Talking Rain's Sparkling ICE I got from Costco and I noticed it said this on the back:


As In Life, Chill For Best Results. (TM)
Refrigerate After Opening

I thought it was pretty cool. The drink isn't that great. 3% juice and sucralose.

whoPhone?

So I touched an iPhone for the first time today. I know, it's sad. Replace "iPhone" with girl and it gets even sadder, and less grammatically correct. It was nice, but I still can't afford to pay that much every month.

(for a phone not a girl)

(but for a girl too)

New Year's Revolution

I normally make a ton of resolutions so if I fail to achieve a few I can still feel good.
So two of my New Year's Resolutions were to make a blog (this) and create a twitter account (that). I even threw in a Flickr (the other) for good measure. That's 3 in one day. Suck it Bitches (smokers and fat people).

Old Blog Posts

These are posts from my old blog in image (png) form with added commentary.

Truest words I ever wrote.


Kicker?


I got 100% completion before the contest ended and never got my key.


I actually didn't get any candy this year.


I voted for the second time this past year. This time my guy won.


I'm no longer pacing my drinking but I'm still out of money.


These posts make me seem like an alcoholic but I actually drink very little.


If I knew I was going to drop out I could have saved a lot of money. Also the first of many [pronoun] [preposition] this[adjective] bitch[expletive].


I complain a lot. I admit that. But this makes me sound suicidal about a keyboard. It did suck though.


I'm pretty sure "cheap bastards" refers to the student housing and not my former roommates.


I had a total of 12 roommates over 4 semesters.


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At least I wasn't stuck in an airport for 12 hours. And when that eventually happened I couldn't blame it on the snow.


Life is weird. So is death apparently.


I have no idea what week I was referring to.