I Ain't Cause I'm Not

My next two games were indeed Mirrors Edge and Fallout 3. Although Fallout 3 came half a week later.

Three Hundred And Seventy-Five Degrees of Exploded Bacon

I made a Bacon Explosion tonight. Bacon wrapped in sausage wrapped in bacon, "M'm M'm! Good God My Heart."

I had to make a few changes:
I cooked it in an oven instead of a smoker.
I used ketchup instead of barbecue sauce.
I added cheese to the middle.

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They're Hot 'Cause They're Fly

Gamefly decided to give me Unreal Tournament III, the 10th game in my "Q". So I've decided to list all of the games and see which two they give me. I'm returning Lost Odyssey and UTIII.

Mirror's Edge
Fallout 3
Gears of War
Fable 2
Street Fighter IV
Resident Evil 5
Halo Wars
Crackdown
Operation Darkness
Army of Two
Spectral Force 3
Sid Meier's Civilization Revolution
Battlefield: Bad Company
Dead or Alive 4
Dead or Alive Xtreme 2
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Infinite Undiscovery
Guilty Gear 2: Overture
Spider-Man: Web of Shadows
Gears of War 2
Left 4 Dead
Bioshock
Burnout Paradise
Skate 2
Bond 007: Quantum of Solace
Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe
Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion - Game of the Year
Too Human
Sonic Unleashed
Last Remnant
Prince of Persia
Afro Samurai
Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection
Star Ocean: The Last Hope
Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad

Unrealest Tournament Ever

A note to my last team in Unreal Tournament III from my subconscious:
"Hey guys I just hopped in to play some vCTF. I would be playing ranked deathmatch but no one is ever on."

"Dude, I just hat-tricked on the last two maps. I love this hover-board."

"We're playing Suspense? That's my favorite map."

"I usually suck at FPS's but for some reason I'm always pretty good at the Unreal Series. It might have something to do with the flak cannon. A shotgun that hits at a distance and bounces off of walls? That's my boomstick."

"I just scored again. I've been doing that a lot tonight, you guys need to step up your game."

"They scored on us but it's okay. We'll end this tie any minute. Go Blue Team."

"I got their flag."

"Crap they got ours too. Somebody kill the carrier I'm almost at our base."

"Good he's dead, I'm already standing on our flag post so just touch our flag and we score."

"It's been like 30 seconds. You must be having some trouble out there. I'd love to help but I'm kind of busy."

"It's been a minute. You'd think by now someone would have gotten our flag back. I just killed a dude who came after me. It's getting kind of dangerous here. I think I'll go upstairs and protect myself better."

"It's been two minutes. What are you people doing? I have half a mind to go get our flag myself. I wish I could drop this flag first. Wait I could get in a vehicle. That drops the flag. I'll bring the vehicle up here, then bring the flag back here, then jump back in the vehicle. It's risky but I'm all I can count on apparently."

"Holy Shit! There's a guy right outside in a raptor. Now he knows where I am. He's trying to shoot at me through the holes."

"Let's see how Mr. Raptor likes Mr. Rocket."

"Guys It's been 4 minutes, you think you would have accidentally touched our flag by now. The only reason I'm still alive is because Red Team sucks almost as bad as you."

"5 minutes? Really? Did you guys think this was deathmatch or something. You can't win just by killing the other team.

"Mr. Raptor is back."

"I got him but I'm almost out of life."

"There's a guy in our base with a rocket launcher and he just found me. I don't think I can make it. I'm in a box surrounded by walls."

"I'm dead, they got their flag back. Thanks Blue Team"

"Our flag has been returned? And just moments after I respawned? Irony you are a filthy whore."

"Fuck you Blue Team. I'm not helping you anymore."

"Oh look, Red Team scored again, and with just one minute left. I wonder who's going to win."

"Surprise, surprise, Red Team won."

"I would just like to say Blue Team has ruined UTIII for me. I am returning this game on Monday. In fact you might have ruined all games for me, as well as my faith in humanity."

"I hope to see you all burning in hell one day playing a live version of capture the flaming flag, and sucking at it."

Found Odyssey

So I finally finished Lost Odyssey after 4 months. I just kept getting sick of it for some reason. No, I know what the reason was. I'm the kind of guy who has to get every last little thing in an RPG so I was following a walkthrough.

It made me sick of JRPG's so I started playing games I didn't have to be so meticulous on.
Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick: Precipice of Darkness: Episode 2,
Unreal Tournament III,
GTA IV: The Lost and Damned,
even Dead Space, another RPG but much more linear.

But I went through all it's nooks and crannies, finished all of the side quests, killed all the secret bosses, and what do I get? 980/1000 or rather 980/1100 for some reason.

Treasure Trove is a bitch. To go for it now would require me to start a new game and do all of those side quests again and be even more meticulous, all for 20 gamer points. Fuck that! The worst part is you don't even know if you've got it 'til you beat the game again. "Oh I didn't get it, sure I'll start the game a third time, but first I just need to put this gun in my mouth for a quick second."

I didn't have to take this shit from Blue Dragon.